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And Engelbert Humperdinck! Yes, he was the man. That’s not his real name; he’s from Britain, but that’s not his name. There’s very few Humperdincks in Britain. He was born Gerry Dorsey, not Engelbert Humperdinck. His parents were not Mr. and Mrs. Humperdinck. They never said,

‘What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school?’

‘We shall call him Engelbert!’

‘Good, that’ll work!’

No, his name was Gerry Dorsey, and he released songs as Gerry Dorsey, songs such as ( mumbles ) which didn’t work ‘cause nobody could hear what he was saying. And then his managers, obviously, said, ‘We’re going to change your name, Gerry! It’s the name that’s the problem.’ And his name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through.

‘Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! Slut Bunwalla!’

‘What?!’

‘All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle…’

‘No, Gerry Dorsey, I like Gerry Dorsey!’

‘No, we can’t do it… Who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck…’

‘No, no, go back one. Go back one. “Engelbert Humperdinck.” That’s it.’
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Eddie Izzard (via eddieizzard)

So Benedict Cumberbatch’s name is this bit.

And every time I hear his name I think of this bit.

So I guess that makes me happy even if Bembledack Crustybuns makes me sad in general.

#it's his face #his face makes me sad #I don't like it #who decided he was goodlooking? #lol benedict cumberbatch
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sailorcedes:

theblackme:

Take-Away

how efficient is that if the top on the drink comes off?

It seems that it’s the size of the cup hole that keeps the drink in the container, not the top.
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popca:

okayophelia:

“Literally objects start moving when the guy enters a room. He’s an actor of uncommon power and uncommon humanity.” — Guillermo del Toro

oh sweet baby fucking jesus holy damn i ain’t even making sense fans self

Things that move:

me to the bed

my drawls to his head

my clothes to floor

In that order.

My unders just spontaneously teleport.
was about to say…

but, what am I looking at?

where are those gifs from?
It’s from Pacific Rim.

More than one non-white person- check

mecha suits- check

giant monsters- check

IDRIS ELBA KICKING ALL THE ASSES- CHECK CHECK CHECKITY CHECK
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#Idris Elba #rude #like I can't even
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fsufeministalumna:

nomobsessions:

thecakebar:

Smores + Oreos = Smoreos

what the holy ever living fuck

vegan dandies for the marshmallows, this caramel sauce recipe, ghirardelli’s semi-sweet chocolate (yup they’re vegan) chips oooor your fav. brand of vegan chocolate chips and vegan butter o’course.

I JUST CAME.

#get in me!!!
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kyssthis16:

I still don’t understand why Thigh Gap is a thing. I much prefer my thighs being strong and big enough to choke a mothafucka, tbh.

#best post on Tumblr today #forreal
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hyixlyfe:

I can’t never not reblog this

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tastefullyoffensive:

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gabifresh:

Win any GabiFresh x swimsuitsforall bathing suit (along with a bunch of other awesome shit) in the giveaway on my blog, gabifresh.com ! It’s short lived so check it out soon. Reblogging this counts as an extra entry but you must keep this caption and leave a comment on the original post!
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crissle:

scandalgladiators:

bellamyyoung:

I have one rule: no lies. I am your priest, your shrink, your hairdresser, your bedfellow, your best friend. I am very good. All I require is complete and total honesty. Can you do that? Can you be honest?

Bellamy really is the bomb at this.

i was just about to say, Bellamy is a fucking amazing actress.

I had a “Yassssssssss!!!!” moment while watching this at home.
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#mellie grant #Boss BITCH
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2damnfeisty:

gradientlair:

Legendary Black women in film/television! Diahann Caroll (77), Cicely Tyson (79), Nichelle Nichols (80), Ruby Dee (90).

Look at how flawless these women look.

Black don’t never crack.

#flawless

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Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out...

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Can't Knock 'Em Out

Tagging → Mercedes Jones
Time Frame → Tuesday Afternoon, 5/14/2013
Location → The Omni San Francisco
General Notes → Mercedes...

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Mindy look so beautiful w/ short hair and glasses.

Also pressed af @ that last scene.

So close yet so far.

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When I was in seventh grade I wrote a paper about Columbus and called him “a bumbling fool with no business on a boat.”

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Ever been drinking, then got hungry and ate damn near a whole store bought Walmart rotiserrie chicken?

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Gods Like Me part 13

vintagegardenia:

‘Did something happen with you and Mercedes?’ Quinn demanded one afternoon as Sam sat silent next to her...

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blackfoxx:

Poor black men. You dont even see that an attack on black women is an attack on you....

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Went to pick up my cap and gown today.

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I am having a bougie fit because I can’t find a place that has a beet and goat cheese salad for lunch.

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